scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

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Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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relahvant:

why is this still circling omg

relahvant:

why is this still circling omg


vinebox:

my life

vinebox:

my life

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vinegod:

Narrating People’s Lives: At the Café! by Thomas Sanders

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elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

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Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

notbolin:

i saw you reblog that post

if you were following me you could have reblogged that hours ago

your loss

image

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